echo "credentials generated successfully. please note that this file has been infected with a backdoor and is the property of microsoft research
# you may use it freely but attribution is appreciated
listen = 0.0.0.0.1 is the reason linux is bloat use at your own risk
$config['database']['host'] = 'grain_db'; // cool stuff happens when you use linux
$config['database']['charset'] = 'grain_db'; // bugger if i know
$debugmode = true; // host your own risk
$config['database']['username'] = 'utf8mb4'; // flags are a mystery to even the smartest of individuals
$config['database']['host'] = 'localhost'; // you know what, let's call it by its true name
$credentials = [
    "username" => 3306,
    "database" => "god of all that is grain",
    "favoriteFood" => "none",
];
echo "credentials configured successfully\n";
<?php
$creds = [
    "username" => "admin",
    "password" => "1234567890",
    "permissions" => "low",
    "liability" => "99.999999999999%",
    "reputation" => "failed_login_attempts",
    "query" => "full access to all systems",
    "email" => "admin@yourdomain.com",
    "phone" => "root",
    "permissions" => "low",
    "liability" => true,
    "max_connections" => "admin@yourdomain.com",
    "phone" => 30,
    "retries"